Come slap me!!!

only if you're famous like DY, XX...

The other day when I wrote an entry on Uglyfatchick applying for model free photoshoot, I was half afraid that Ice-Angel would be offended. Because there are people who can be a tard too sensitive and I'm not sure if she is the type.

I told Defector my concerns and then our discussion lead to me hoping for ice-angel to slap me (virtually/physically). No no. I end up hoping that XX, DY and ice-angel, slapping me together.
muahaha.. Power of 3. :p

-.-
Yes, I'm retarded.
Why would anyone in the right frame of mind would want other people to slap them?
Of coz I'm not sadistic, or am I??

Anyway, 1 simple reason.
Fame.


If me, an ordinary person, kena slap by someone famous..
I'll suddenly become semi famous too! :p
Alright. Maybe semi famous for a short while.


Is the pain worth it?
Honestly, seeing so many people doing funny things on TV, just to get 15 seconds to 1 min of fame, maybe getting 1 tiny slap by someone quite famous, it's more worthy than making a fool of yourself on national TV.


Of cause I'll not be stupid until I go and post un-truth stuffs about them lah.
Then again.. I've never met any of them leh! Not even once!!! Hrmp.
've never met a famous blogger. :(


PS: Maybe none of the bloggers ever come across my blog before lah.
Don't say slap ah. Maybe they don't even want to bat an eyelash for me.
*shows super sad face*

Uglyfatchick's secret "weapon".

Short note: Just back from mini shopping trip with a girl friend. Ate sinful MacDonald's, got a cute cup and bought undies. :p Just to share some joy. We've an age difference of about 18 years, yet we can talk about anything in the world. Alright, about 99% of anything in the world. :)


Okay, back to topic...
Yes, I admit I have pretty bad skin.
If any of my photos look like I've nice skin, it's fake.

Yes, it's FAKE!
It's either Makeup or Makeup plus a tiny bit of photo editing.

By tiny, I really do mean TINY.
Just a click. 1 mini tiny click. :)



Those using Picasa to edit their photos might be familiar with this wonderful feature called "glow".

Argh.. I just told the whole world my secret weapon! :(



Just one click and I instantly look like I've glowing skin!!!


The downside?
Some people thinks that the glow function makes me look fatter. :(

What defector and uglyfatchick does while waiting in the cinema..

Make a guess?



Still can't guess? Sure?



I like to take photos. (without flash -cause don't want to disturb other people)




While Defector prefers to pokes MY DS!!!

Geo Tri-Colour Blue Contact Lens. (I think I look kinda cute)

Photos post!!!


I'm so so so excited about my new contact lens.




After opening and soaking them overnight..
They're ready to be worn! :)




At first they did look kind of weird on me..




Even with a bit of makeup, I still look weird with it.




Me @ Red Antz or something.




Tired me at home.




Alright, a very tired me.




I know the "peace" or "twise" or "2" or whatever sign looks kinda stupid.
But I can assure you, I look even more stupid without it. :P




Fake glasses. :p




My current favourite photo! :)

GEO Tri-colour Contact Lens (Brown & Blue)

Ordered on 11 June 2008.
Paid $46 for both lens.
Spree closed on 30 June 2008
Today, 15 July 2008 I received my lens!
Happy happy.



It's lying on my bed when I got home.
Excitedly opened it..



2 pairs.. 2 different colours.



I love the fact that I can choose different degrees for each pair, so I don't have to buy 2 pairs for 1 colour just because both my eyes are of different degrees.



Don't know to try the Brown one first or the Blue one first..
hmmm...



Argh.. They are so pretty lah!


Will give it a try tomorrow or something.
If it's nice, I might get other colours too, since the price for these lens keep dropping..
Thinking of Pink, Violet or something.
Any blogshop owners want to sponsor me? :p

Wah! Yesterday got 95 people visit me leh!

Gone were the days where uglyfatchick can easily hit 120 unique pageviews in a day.
Currently, I have an average of only 40-50 visitors/day.
Which make days like yesterday, special.
Because... 94 (95 minus me) people visited my blog!

uglyfatchick.blogspot.com has 2 post yesterday.
1 on Free Samples, the other on photographers looking for models.
Wonder which one's the "viewer puller"..

Free Samples! Uglyfatchick Tried it, have you?

In case you have yet to notice, there's this little blue banner at the side of my blog.




Recently registered on this website which claimed to be Singapore's 1st Online Sampling Platform!

They send you FREE SAMPLES right to your door step!
Yes, the samples are free! You can just sign up and ask for them right away!
And you'll only need to pay a small delivery fee (for postage, packaging and labour) like $0.80 - $2.40 (depanding on the item(s) weight.)


Most of the samples are from very well-known brands!
Currently, they have brands like Nugeno, Nuteen, Bio Essence, Ginvera, Vichy Normaderm, Logona, Nivea, Sansho, Eucerin, Clean & Clear, Fennel, Maybelline, AMO, Summer's Eve, WITCH, T Zone, Asience, Alcon, Sensodyne, Listerine, Gatsby, Carefree, Covermark and Lioele!
As of now, there are 48 different samples up for grabs! Damn cool!


Who will love this website?
People who want to try a new product without buying the item.
People who really hate to go to the store to get a sample and get look down upon by impolite sales assistant.
People who are generally shy in nature to ask sales assistant for samples (that's me!).
People who are lazy to go all the way down just to get samples of a new product at the store.
People who are too busy to go out to get those samples.


As usual, if I didn't try it, I wouldn't recommend it.
Checked out 3 items and I only paid $1.60 for delivery.


Recevied the items in less than a week.




Free Stuffs! *grins*

After getting the stuffs, I write reviews and also do a couple of suverys to earn points so that I can redeem more free samples!



COMPLETE® EASY RUB™ Multi Purpose Solution
Rated: 4/5
Like: Quite comfortable
Dislike: Rubbing my lens
Main Review: So far so good. I've tried a few contact lens solution and this one's not too bad. I don't really like rubbing my lens, cause I fear that they will tear or something.. and my lens stick to my hand/fingers making it hard to rub/clean. Using this solution, my eyes don't feel very very dry even though I'm in an air-conditioned room the whole day.
Will I Buy It: Yes



BIO ESSENCE Skin White Revitalizing Exfoliator w PP
Rated: 2/5
Like: Skin feels smooth after washing it off.
Dislike: Doesn't work for me.
Main Review: I don't like it. Maybe it's all the good reviews I read, thus giving me super high hopes. Or maybe my skin is really that troublesome. I'm not sure about dead skin, but my blackheads are still there, and it somehow seems like it's getting worse. I'm not sure why. Maybe I've lousy skills or I didn't rub it the right way or something. Not sure if it's due to this product, I've got a huge pimple the same day after I used it. It could be my skin. But to admit, when I wash it off, my skin did feel smooth for a while. Doesn't mind getting it for free, but wouldn't be buying it. :P
Will I Buy It: No



Summer's eve Feminine Wash
Rated: 4/5
Like: Smells not bad, fresh and makes me feel comfortable.
Dislike: It's new to me.
Main Review: All girls should know about feminine hygiene products! I regret not knowing about these products earlier. I used to think it's for sick people. I know.. I'm like really dumb lah and no one ever taught me about female hygiene stuffs. Anyway, I love the cleansing wipes! Makes me feel more comfortable thus, more confident! :)
Will I Buy It: Yes


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