I'm only 0.2%. :(

The past 1 month I only have this little readers/viewers.

I'm only 0.2% of a certain famous blogger.
0.2 percent hor. Not 0.2 of her but 0.2%!!!
Which means she's like 500 times better than me.
I guess there's totally no hope for me. :(

If my blogspot doesn't load...

It's all my fault!
Couldn't fall asleep the past 2 nights, spent a few hours trying to edit this blog's blogskin.

End up making quite a big mess.
Argh. I'm like so lousy lah.


I know there are thousands or maybe even millions of blogskins out there that are so much nicer/prettier/sweeter/cuter/neater then mine. But I'm the crazy sort.

The kind who simply prefer to use her own "trial and error" ugly blogskin.
The kind who's still awake at 4am editing her blog's blogskin.
Please don't tell Defector. He'll spank my fat butt. :p

uglyfatchick.blogspot.com's blog reader

Thank you Mon Cherie.


Her simple but very meaningful comment made me very happy.
I was so touched I nearly cried okay!

The past many months, I've been blogging really little because I felt like there's no one reading my blog already. Like I'm so boring that people rather face their notes(study) then to read my blog. As I blog lesser and lesser, I feel like even if uglyfatchick were to dissappear from earth the Internet world, no one will even notice.


Just a simple comment, and I feel "important" again.
I know. Some people say that I'm quite easy to please.
Sometimes, I guess. hahas.


Wrote this entry last night when I couldn't sleep.
Thank you for the comment Mon Cherie. :)

PS: Your display pic so cute leh.

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MY PAGERANK WENT UP!

I guess, being kind is good afterall.

Should I set up blogs for my brothers?

My brothers will be getting their own Internet soon.
That's considered early to me because I didn't get my own Internet access until like Sec 4 or something.


So my brothers are currently eleven, twelve and thirteen.
I'm still wondering if I should allow and assist them in setting up their own blogs.
Are they ready to share their views with the world? Are they ready to meet nice people? Are they ready to meet really unkind people? Are they ready to make some spare cash? :p


Will they reveal too much about their life like I do and put their lives in danger?
Will they write the wrong stuffs and get into trouble with law?
Will they verbally abuse people on their blogs and get into trouble?
Will they get hurt by other people's comments?
Will they meet people who pretends to be nice and then hurt them badly after using them?


I'm excited.
and at the same time, really worried.

So the question..
Should I? Or shouldn't I?

Very important notice.

Dear all,
I received an upsetting news today.

uglyfatchick.blogspot.com can no longer feature about uglyfatchick's happiness.
It can only feature uglyfatchick's sadness. eg. how ugly she is, how short she is, how fat she is, how poor she is, how unhappy she is, how much she suffered, how people bully her.

She cannot even say she bought things with her own hard earn money work under stress from 0830-2030 daily, because that is "morally wrong".


Please do not that this as a joke. It is not!


Uglyfatchick has been told that all her entries make people feel that life is unfair. therefore, uglyfatchick has to stop blogging.


uglyfatchick has agreed not to ever mention that she's happy anymore (until further notice), but she will continue to blog. She urge all blog readers, please do not feel sad when her read my blog. I really don't mean to make you feel sad.


I'm fat. I'm ugly and I'm short. and I don't lived on my bf.i buy my own computer,shoes,clothes and food. that to bring you guys back to correct perception.


Anyway, someone tried to anger me by saying that I'm ugly, fat, short, act cute and not pretty. But I never say I'm cute, pretty or not short and not fat what. In fact.. argh, I think I say enough liao.


So dear readers,
please do not be alarmed when you do not see my acting-cute photos and all my latest purchases okay?


I still love you all, that's why I have to do this.




LOTS OF LOVE,
From the ever ugly and super fat chick.

What's new on uglyfatchick.blogspot.com?

this.


and a shoutout box.

No jobs. Give me back my pagerank lah!

COW.

I'm unhappy that my blog is not earning me money like before.
Ever since my PageRank dropped from THREE to ZERO, I've no appetite to blog!

No mood to blog, thus blog lesser.
Blog lesser thus less people read.
Less people read, thus less adverts.
Less adverts thus less earnings.

And without my PageRank 3, I've no Payperpost and Blogsvertise jobs too.
This is so bloody unfair lah! :(
I haven't been doing any ppp or blogsvertise jobs for many many many many months already loh. :(


I'm starting to feel the need to write something controversial and get myself many many blog viewers. Should I?

Don't you want to be a Vibrator Tester?

I've got an interesting new ad on my blog.



DUREX looking for Vibrator Testers!!!

Ping.sg T-Shirt Launch Party 10.12.07

Photos from Uglyfatchick's Sony Camera.

Please click image to "enlarge"... *giggles*



Will blog again when I collect enough photos. :P

Advertlets or Nuffnang...

Honestly I think some people are sick.
Some, side one of them and then pull the other down.
Some, try to pull both down.
Some, sit back do nothing and then earn lesser than other people, also complain.
Some, see people complain, cannot tahan, also want to complain.

When everyone's complaining..
uglyfatchick wants to hug Ming and Josh.

Wait, that makes me sound more sick than those some people.


I'm a tiny blogger. Probably has less than 30 readers nowadays. :(
But I love blogging! I love the attention. So the money from ads are really just "special treats".


This makes me feel that my blog is alive. (When no one leaves comments..)





I blog as and when I like, on any topic I want, no minimal number of words.. and I still get money coming in. Money coming in, no matter what's the amount is always better than nothing right?


Some people says the amount I get is so little, they think they can beg for more money on the street. -.- I beg to differ (pun. :P). Begging is very tiring one okay! and I think it's illegal in Singapore. (Someone please correct me if I'm wrong.)


They are "service providers", not only do I not have to pay for their service, I even get paid!
Uglyfatchick puts up both hands to support Advertlets and Nuffnang. ;)


This is NOT a sponsored post, but words from Chicky's heart.

How to get my readers to come back?

I think I've been a bitch.
I post a quite a few sponsored post and now my readers have gone MIA. :(
No one leave comments anymore.
Heck, nobody even want to visit uglyfatchick.blogspot.com :(



Maybe I should..
post photos of hot girls?
or comment on sensitive issues?
or spend money to advertise uglyfatchick.blogspot.com?
or post lots of act cute photos of uglyfatchick?


Can anyone tell me how to get my readers back?
Then again. maybe I never really had many readers in the first place. :(

New badge.

Notice this new badge at the side of my blog?




Don't know why but I realise my blog totally disappeared from their web, so I had to re-submit my blog again. This time I submitted my blog under Singapore Girls.


Ranking 51 sounds good. but I'm actually number 51 out of 51. -.-
Will you vote for me? Pretty please?

uglyfatchick.blogspot.com no longer lags!

YES I finally "solved" the lagging problem!
It used to lag my comp so much that whenever I "open" my blog, I can't touch my comp for at least 5mins. It's madness I tell you. At first no one complained, so I thought it's just my blog and my comp.

I tried to post less photos but it didn't work. I tried to reduce the number of post shown on the main page, it didn't work. Even the permalink page also lagging. Something muct be wrong and I'm determined to find out.

Then when Defector complained about the lag, I thought I had too much ads at the side.
But when Defector had those ads too, his site wasn't laggy. Then, I knew.. I must find the source!

I suspected 1 item from my list of stuffs and I remove it this morning. Since I removed it, my blog is back to how it used to be again! I'm a super happy chick! =)

uglyfatchick.blogspot.com is "born-ed" again. =)

Ping.sg advertisement - Meet uglyfatchick

I know it's poorly done but I'm so tired plus I don't have photoshop like most of them do and I dun even have Microsoft office now. :(

You may say it's excuses but I don't care cause at least I took time and effort doing good clean fun stuff, not like you who's siting around blog jumping and criticising everyone. bummer.


So what's the meaning behind this ad?
uglyfatchick does the signature "shh" or also known as "please keep it as a secret" look.
Her aim is to curious-fy the viewer, make being pinged seems like a good yummy secret. Generalising that everyone is interested in knowing a secret, she trust that her ad gave new meaning to "let the chick out of the bag".


The person who started this!
Try it out yourself!
How about you trying to create a Ping.sg advertisement to attract more users?

Your advertisement must meet these criteria:
Size: 600 X 450 pixels
Font: Microsoft Sans Serif, 36, Strong
Font Colour: White
Phrase: Meet XXX. He/She just got Pinged. Have you?

A Ping.sg logo must always be at the top your picture because you are helping to advertise Ping.sg.

If you do not have the picture, you can right click and save image here.

I love shopping.

Something I can't denied..
When I've got no time to go shopping or when everywhere else is so so so packed, I turn to online shopping!


Recently there are many Singaporeans setting up blogs to sell their stuffs online (BLOGSHOP). I think I should do that too!
Anyway, it's not easy to find some of those blogs unless a friend recommend them or they spam at other people's blogs or spend money on advertising (which is quite unlikely because advertising is costly.)


So where do I find Singapore blogshops to shop at?
I check out BlogShopr whenever I feel the need to shop.
Mainly during the times in the middle of the night when almost all the physical shops are closed, or times where I feel lazy to dress up just to go shopping.. I know. I'm crazy..


What's BlogShopr?
BlogShopr is a site that's tracking the best of Singapore blogshop!


What I think?
You should really check out their shop directory! So many blogshops!!!
I like the simple white and pink template but I do think the site would look much neater if it's changed to 2-column instead of the current 3-column.


PS: I've got news that they are having a lucky draw (gift voucher worth $30) running in August!


This post has been sponsored by blogshopr.com tracking the best!